Napalm and Silly Putty by Carlin George

Napalm and Silly Putty by Carlin George

Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]
Format: mobi, epub
Published: 1970-07-07T04:00:00+00:00


Legally drunk . Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!”

You know where you can stick it . Why do we assume everyone knows where they can stick it? Suppose you don’t know? Suppose you’re a new guy, and you have absolutely no idea where you can stick it? I think there ought to be a government booklet entitled Where to Stick It . Now that I think of it, I believe there is a government booklet like that. They send it to you on April 15.

Undisputed heavyweight champion . Well, if it’s undisputed, what’s all the fighting about? To me, “undisputed” means we all agree. Here you have two men beating the shit out of one another over something they apparently agree on. Makes no sense.



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